Chriss Platt has gone flat.

Sighs.  I liked you so much more when you were chunky.  But yeah I am certain that your other fans love the new hunkier you.

I'm definitely not Platt right now..

Sometimes I wonder if there's another bara lover in io9 like me.
I mean, then actually have specials like this:
http://www.geekosystem.com/chris-pratt-guardians-of-the-galaxy/#1

Oh Chris Platt.
Can't wait to see you in a geeky flick!

That definitely ain't Platt at all... that's huge!

Oh Chris Platt.

Let me say it again.

Oh, Chris Platt.