When it is that big...

.. there really isn't any way of hiding it, is there?

You are one lucky man, Fassbender.

OMG Fassbender chewing

Okay.
I need new underwear.

May I grow old looking as ravishing as him.

Michael Fassbender.
Why are you so perfect?

I wanna Fassbender my body...

Daaaamn...
I need to work out.

I'm so close...

Seeing this Fassbender image, I realize I have the same protruding-not-so-fat stomach he does.  Does this mean if I build my arms and chest more, we'd be just as hot?

Oooh!

Oh Fassbender...

Oh Fassbender.
This interview was just absolutely a cock and a half of laughs.

Here's hoping to catch your flick, "Shame" soon.

Michael Fassbender got a bender all right...

So that is why Mystique joined him.

X-Men First Class