But

I wish you didn’t have to post it all

I wish you’d save a little bit just for me

Protective or possessive, yeah

Call it passive or aggressive

[NSFW] Matt Smith in American Psycho

Oh my Doctor Who...

Is it him?

Or really clever editing?

The arm bothers me.

Jude You?

Yes I would.

Woof.

[nsfw] While it probably isn't real... maaaaaan what an ass!

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase Bend it like Beckham, doesn't it?

Tom Hardy, you ass!

Yep.  Boys will be boys, indeed.