Water War!

Oh to have been in this game...

OOOOH May Gaawdd..

Glad to see Jakey is headed back to bearville.  I wasn't too keen on his super thin state in Nightcrawler.  Glad to see he knows he looks better with some weight on.

Ayeeeee!!!

If not animated, click.  Ayeeeee!

Such a cutie

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Hello Jakey!

Oh Jake. No Jake.

This look just makes you look sick.
No Jake.  No.

Gain your weight back please.

Jakey giving us head

Well, a cool head-shot that is.
Must catch this movie.
Looks awesome!

Double Jakey!

Okay I just double came.

Woot!
Thanks to http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/double-vision-check-out-jake-gyllenhaal-jake-gyllenhaal-in-first-pic-from-an-enemy-20130424

Jakey got Nailed!

If only the David O. Russell's lost film Nailed would finally get released.

Been a while, Jakey boy.

Nice seeing your hair growing back in.

This...

..is a porn flick in some alternate universe.

Oh to see him on stage...

I think I'll be happy to get THIS fit.

Yeah.  I was never after huge muscles and all that jazz.
But to have this lean a figure, I'd be proud.
I'm close enough to the fuzz as I can get.
Just need to meat up.

Thanks Jakey!

I think a LOT of us can relate...

Oh Jakey..

Frumpy Jake

Oh Jakey, you make frumpy look sexy.

I don't know why those pants really work on you though.

Hmmm...

Jakey... Why..

I'm starting to have some doubts that End of Watch will be a good movie.
I dunno why but the hype for it isn't really making me feel excited for it.

There is some talk about the movie having a Cloverfield/Chronicle feel with footage coming from hand held cameras and the like.  Which for me means poor Jakey won't be visibly handsome in many of the shots :-(

I guess I just have to hope for... something... good...

Oh.

:-)

Gotta love steam rooms

What do you think, Jake?

Oh Jakey...

How murderously hot you are.

Happy Birthday Jakey

Happy Birthday Jakey G!

Maybe it is time to get back into Tennis?

Love Vampire Weekend.
Love Jakey even more.

Now add them together?

WIN.

What I think of when I am running...

...the guy running after me.