Again, Dear Zac,
Oh my. You really are not making this any easier for me are you? More promo pictures of your upcoming new movie have come out and all I see are pictures of a man who feels haunted and rough. Gone are all traces of the whiny girlie boy who kept shaking his ass in front of that girl who had a sex pic scandal. (On hindsight, where are YOUR sex scandal pictures anyway? They should be out by now!)
The pictures. I was talking about the pictures.
Not you.
But yes, you once again are making me struggle to hold strong to my former views of you. Nice guns too. As fantastic as your body was before, I really love the fact you're headed towards beefier rather than direction of being another one of them fat-phobic-muscle twinks. All that's missing now is a lush growth of chest and navel hair, and we know from your old pics that the fuzzy chest and rich treasure trail are already pumping in your genes. Just please stay AWAY from the damned razor. No waxing, please.
I see you like packing stuff in the rear. |
Please be a fake tattoo. Please be a fake tattoo. |
This comic needs a movie adaptation. And I mean a really good one. |
Just don't do the mistakes Chris Evans (for Captain America) and Stephen Dorff (for the movie Somewhere, featured in the latest issue of V Man) have made. Shaving is a thing of the past. Today is a time when you can flaunt your fuzziness!
Sighs.
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